Summary of an open lesson in English for preschoolers on the topic “Christmas”

Training video

Some things will seem stupid, but you can laugh and even act out on stage.

Russian tourists in America:

- Oh, look, look, a real old Indian! They say they are so smart. Well, everyone knows everything! Everyone knows about nature, animals! - Let's check, ask what the weather will be like in the coming days! Oh, Mr. Translator, please translate! - Excuse me, please. Can you tell us what the weather will be like during the next few days? - Oh, yes, rain is coming. Then there will be snow for a day or two, but then the sun will come again and the weather will be fine. It will be very warm. - Oh! What did he say, please translate! — He said that rain was coming. Then it will snow for a day or two, then the sun will come out again and the weather will be nice and warm. - Oh, yes! Knows everything! These Indians don’t even go to school, but they know more than we do. Ask how he knows all this. — Tell me, how do you know all that? — (the Indian takes out headphones with a player) I heard it over the radio!

Cat and mouse

- Hello! Do you know me? I am a little mouse. I am afraid of cats. Where is the cat? Where can I hide? - Hi! I am a cat. I would like to eat a mouse. Where is she? Uh! Pi-pi-pi! - Oh, it's my friend! - (Cat, grabbing the mouse) - You see, how nice to know foreign languages! Well, repeat it! How good it is to know foreign languages! — How nice to know foreign languages.

English lesson in Ukrainian school:

- Yvanenko! - I! — Du yu spyk english? - What? - Sit down. Patranko! - I! — Du yu spyk english? - What? - Sit! Tartarenko! - I am. Do you speak English? - What?

On exams

1) History exam in English.

Student pulls a ticket: Ivan Susanin! Oh my god! So what do I know? Yeah! Snow-snow. Forest-forest. He goes to answer. - Snow, snow, snow... Forest, forest, forest. In the middle of the forest, oh! In the middle of the forest stand Ivan Susanin. “Vanya, do you know the way to Moscow?” said German fascist reptile. “No,” said Ivan Susanin. Unclear? Well, in general, they ask him if he knows the way to Moscow. “Vanya, do you know the way to Moscow?” said German fascist reptile. No,” said Ivan Susanin. Snow, snow, snow… Forest, forest, forest. Shot, shot, shot. Ivan Susanin is the hero of the Soviet Union! Hura! Teacher: What? Ivan Susanin, hero of the Soviet Union?! (grabs his heart)

2) (Teacher to himself) - Only deuces! What would be an easier question to ask? Yeah! (to a student) - “What is the capital of Great Britain?” (silence). — What is the name of the capital of Great Britain? — Bucharest. - Wrong, London, London, fail, call the next one! (Two students) - Well, how? - Failure! - Why do they even ask? — When you come in, they ask you a question: what is the name of the capital of Great Britain? answer - London! - Oh, don’t forget! - Let me stick a piece of paper with an inscription on the sole. Lan-dan. Truncated? (the paper peels off) - (Teacher) - Come in, come in! My question is: “What is the capital of Great Britain?” - (The student looks at the sole and says) - “ADIDAS.”

Short

1) - Mom, say: fun. - For what? - So, say. - What is this anyway? - What difference does it make to you, just say: fun! “I won’t repeat stupid things that I don’t understand!” - So don’t force me to learn English!

2) - Well, what were your difficulties with your English in London? - I don’t have one, the British did.

3). Teacher to student: - Yes, my friend. You know the language well, but your pronunciation, excuse me, is obscene...

4). - Young woman! Why are you answering me in Chinese?! - Damn, I took the wrong textbook in the dark yesterday!

5) - Hello! How are you? - What an eccentric! Yes, I don’t steal anything...

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