New Year's skit “Aliens visiting the guys”

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In this issue I present a miniature that our first-year students wrote in their time. They did this as homework, to come up with a miniature using the same principle of writing (“method of identification - revival”) that was used in the miniature “My Favorite Internal Organs” (this miniature was already previously presented in this newsletter).

Explanations for the miniature ALIENS

They have never appeared on the big stage. The miniature is similar to the miniature “My Favorite Internal Organs.” Aliens' organs are located differently. There were eyes on the legs, ears on the arms, etc. It was very interesting to play out phrases like: look into my eyes or kiss my ear. And I don’t think there’s any need to explain how to use the buttocks. Try it yourself! I'll like it! It is quite clear that in order to fully utilize all the capabilities of the aliens, they must sit on chairs with their feet on the table. The aliens were dressed in black turtlenecks, black trousers and black hats. The organs on the aliens were made (drawn) out of paper and attached to the appropriate places

ALIENS

Author: Children STRON TSIYA

Humanoid 1 – Humanoid 2 –

Psychic – Man 1 –

Geologist – Man 2 –

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(The sound of a starship landing, the flashing of multi-colored lights, you can blow smoke, the sound of an explosion, the lights turn on)

Humanoid 2 – Cursed be the day when I took the helm of this starship! Bean, what planet is this?

Humanoid 1 - Well, why are you shouting like that! I'll take a look now. According to the guidebook, this is the backward planet of the solar system - Earth.

Humanoid 2 - Yes - ah... Here's a wedding present for you from your mother. (caresses) Your eyelashes are so fluffy.

Humanoid 1 – Come on, okay, at least not to Cassiopeia. There is generally only bioplasm there.

Humanoid 2 – How okay is that?! OK! Can you hear me? (pushes the Ear) Who promised us a honeymoon on a highly developed planet? There are only backward creatures here!

Humanoid 1 – Do you love me? All ears have already screamed. Tell me to my face that you love me.

Humanoid 2 – Well, okay, okay!

Humanoid 1 – And over there I see the primitive creatures of this planet.

Humanoid 2 – Lord, what freaks!

Man 2 - My God, what kind of kikimora is this?!

Geologist - No! Mother-in-law again! She got me here too!

Psychic - Well, I don’t know, of course there are terrible mothers-in-law, but so much so!...

Humanoid 1 – Look, Bean, they wave their arms and seem to communicate.

Humanoid 2 – So we adapt to their language. (they are playing something, the phonogram “Maximum”!!!) Oh! Sounds like their mumbling.

Humanoid 1 – Greetings, amoebas of this wretched planet.

Man 1 - What, are they for us?

Man 2 - You should shut up, surgeons’ mistakes.

Humanoid 1 – Who are surgeons?

Humanoid 2 – Now I’ll do a verbal analysis. ABOUT! These are tricky lessons, i.e. sellers in their markets.

Humanoid 1 – What kind of sellers are we?.. We are the highest creatures from the planet Decanacy.

Psychic - So, guys, these are Aliens...

Man 1 - How, from there? (points up)

Psychic - Yes.

ALL - A - a - a!

Man 2 – Calm, just calm.

Geologist - The main thing is to control yourself.

EVERYTHING – A-a-a!

Psychic - They will now want to take our brains.

Humanoid 2 - What kind of brain?.. Is it what looks like a walnut in your skull, only much smaller?

Geologist - What do you need then?

Humanoid 1 – We are star wanderers, flying through outer space... (interruption)

Man 2 - Yes, yes! Come on, tell us how spaceships roam the expanses of the Universe... We know, we know...

Geologist - You better tell me what you need.

Humanoid 2 – Nothing is needed from you.

Humanoid 1 – Yes, and what can you take from your polluted planet, inhabited by mutants and hybrids.

Man 1 - Who are these mutants here? You don't even have eyes!

Humanoid 1 – Why not? And what's that? (points to hands)

Man 1 - Then there are no ears.

Humanoid 2 – What is this?

Man 1 - But you definitely don’t have a nose!

Humanoid 1 - Yes, we have a nose, a mouth, and everything we need for a full-fledged alien life.

Geologist - With your mouths it is convenient to pick strawberries in the forest.

Humanoid 2 – Why is this?

Geologist - No need to bend over.

Man 2 - By the way, how do you eat?

Humanoid 1 – We feed on pure energy.

Man 1 – Seriously?! Then eat the battery - I'll treat you.

Humanoid 1 – Well, you are a humanoid! Our food is high energy!

Man 1 - Well, sorry, we don’t have a battery.

Humanoid 2 – Joker! You definitely have a problem: so many organs on one part of the body! That's why there wasn't enough room for brains.

Humanoid 1 – Wait! What are four troglodytes doing on a dark night in a forest without troglodytes?

Man 2 - We went out into nature, to breathe, listen to the birds singing, kill mosquitoes... Well, in general, to take a break from our wives.

Humanoid 2 – And we are always together, we love each other. Is it true that she is beautiful?

Geologist - Yes, a beauty... Written!

Psychic – Definitely Picasso!

Humanoid 1 – Listen, are there any other creatures on Earth?

Man 2 - Of course there is. Look, look, two birds are running.

Humanoids – Where, where? (waving their hands, getting confused)

Man 1 - It’s true what they say: if you chase two hares, you won’t catch either.

Humanoid 2 – Oh, look, the mosquito looks like my mother-in-law...

Psychic - What, the same impudent eyes?

Humanoid 2 - No, it just itches and sucks out all the juices, the bloodsucker.

Geologist - Oh, look, look! The moose is out of the forest!

Humanoid 1 – What a big beast with his hands on his head.

Man 2 - These are not hands, but horns.

Humanoid 2 – Where are your horns?

EVERYTHING - Cut down.

Humanoid 1 – Why do you need hands?

Geologist - Hands are an extension of the head. The head thinks, but the hands do. Or vice versa…

Humanoid 2 – You know, you’re not such freaks as we thought.

Man 1 - Yes, you are okay too.

Humanoid 1 – In my opinion, you even have a soul.

Man 2 - How do you know about the soul?

Humanoid 2 – Where from? We also love, rejoice and suffer when no one is around.

All Yes?!!

Humanoid 1 – Well, okay, earthlings, it’s time to fly away. As they say: when you're Away, it's good, but when you're at Home, you're fed.

Humanoid 2 – Farewell, come and visit us, it’s only 10,000 light years away.

Psychic - No, it’s better if you come to us.

(the aliens fly away)

THE FINAL

That's all my friends for today. I remind you that this newsletter was created not only for me to write it, but also for us to create new ideas together and new texts to appear. Which we could share. I am waiting for your texts for joint revision and use!!! If you are ready to send your texts for discussion and joint revision, I am waiting for them at

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Dmitry Tronin

STEM “CHILDREN OF STRONTIA”

New Year's skit “Aliens visiting the guys”

New Year's skit “Aliens visiting the guys”

A children's production about aliens can be included in the New Year's program. The skit for the children's New Year's party is designed for children aged 8-9 years (grades 2-3). It can be either part of the holiday script or an independent theatrical performance.

Characters:

– aliens: Chupi, Mupi and Bupi; – presenter; - Father Frost.

Chupi looks into the door of the classroom (or hall where the celebration is taking place), looks around carefully and enters.

Chupi: Mupi, Bupi, where are you? Come here! The inhabitants of the Earth are sitting here, and they seem to be intelligent!

Moopy and Bupi enter.

Moopy: Do you think they're not dangerous-wee?

Boopie: (approaches the Christmas tree) Oh-pee-pee-pee!.. What is this? Some kind of plant. Grows right on the floor! (reaches out to the tree with his hand).

Moopy: Pee-e-e! Do not touch!

Boopie: Why-pee?

Moopy: Suddenly it explodes! We don't know anything here!

Boopie: But I'm interested! After all, I am an astronaut explorer!

Chupi: Stop arguing. Mupi says it right - you need to be careful. And just in case, polite. What if the inhabitants of the Earth don’t like us touching their plant! Pi?

All three begin to carefully examine the tree.

The presenter enters.

Host: Hello, guys! Hello, dear guests! Let me congratulate you on the New Year, wish you happiness, health, and fulfillment of your dreams. And now we are starting our festive... Oh, who are they?

The aliens get down on all fours and start hitting the floor with their palms. Then they stand up, all together lift first the left leg, bent at the knee, then the right. Then they raise their arms bent at the elbows with fingers spread out.

They say in unison: Pi! Pi! Pi!

There follows a short scene of surprised silence.

Host: I don’t understand... What is this?

Chupi (to his friends): What a stupid earthling! He doesn't understand that we welcome him. Okay, let's try it differently. (to the presenter) Well, what’s incomprehensible here, pi? We arrived from the planet Apilikryak, our spaceship received some damage while passing through your dense atmosphere...

Moopy: I don’t understand why you need so much oxygen, our stabilizers almost flew off!

Chupi: Don't interrupt! Don't bother making contact! Well, I say: We sat on the roof of this building, we are highly civilized, I hope you are too, and we ask if you will help us fix our starship?

Host: Well, I don’t know...

Boopie: Well, can you at least explain to us what kind of plant this is? Moopy over there says you can't touch him or he'll explode.

Host: No, no! This is a New Year's Eve!.. Oh, no, Elon's Eve... No, no, a New Year's Tree, here!

Aliens in chorus: Now we don’t understand!

Host: Guys, let’s all say together: “NEW YEAR’S TREE,” otherwise I’m getting excited!

The guys say in unison: New Year's tree!

Boopie: A-a-pi-pi-pi!.. Now it’s clear. Although not very...

Chupi and Mupi: (shaking their heads) Pee-pee-pee...

Presenter: Dear Apilikryans! I am very happy, and the guys are very happy, and we are all very happy!...We are celebrating the New Year here and invite you to the holiday. And when you watch our concert, you will understand everything! Now sit down and be our guests.

Everyone applauds, the aliens sit down in the hall.

Host: Well, now everything is assembled, we can begin our concert.

One of the guys - spectators: Have you forgotten about Santa Claus? If he doesn’t see our concert, he might be offended!

Host: Well, let's call him!

Everyone calls Santa Claus.

Santa Claus: I'm coming, I'm coming! (enters, out of breath) Oh, I think I made it! Haven't started the concert yet?

Host: No, what are you doing, what would it be like without you? Who will light the Christmas tree for us?

Santa Claus: The Christmas tree? So right away and the Christmas tree? OK! (He approaches the tree, casts a spell with a staff, blows on it, the tree does not light up). I'm tired, I guess I need to rest!

Host: Of course, take a break from the road and watch our concert! Here is a chair for you, the biggest and most comfortable one, sit for a while.

A small concert begins. Children read poems, sing songs, dance.

Host: Well, Grandfather, did you like our concert? Did you, dear aliens, like the concert?

Everyone applauds.

Santa Claus: Well done, guys! We deserve gifts! (puts the bag under the tree). Now let's try to light the Christmas tree together. I will cast a spell with a magic staff, and you say: “One, two, three! Shine Christmas tree!"

The Christmas tree lights up, everyone rejoices, and Chupi, Mupi and Bupi surround Santa Claus.

Chupi: Santa Claus, your staff is truly magical! Maybe you can help us fix our spaceship!

Moopy and Boopy: Yes, Santa Claus, help us, please! Otherwise we won’t be able to get to Apilikryak in time for our New Year!

Santa Claus: Well, guys, should we help our Aliens?

The guys agree, Santa Claus and the aliens say goodbye: Happy New Year!

We also recommend: an instructive scene for schoolchildren for the New Year, or look at the full section of New Year's scenarios for children.

Paraphrases about different things

Characters:

• Leading
• 2 aliens - two guests dressed in alien costumes of either gender. Costumes can be made in the form of overalls and decorated with anything that comes to hand (unnecessary CDs, foil, hoses or tubes from an IV, Christmas tree garlands, etc.) - the main thing is that it turns out unusual and funny. Aliens speak and sing in altered voices.

Props:

• A recording of noise depicting the landing/takeoff of a spacecraft, or “space” music.
• Backing track of the song “Grass near the house.”
• A gift from aliens is any gift, originally packaged.

Before the start of the skit, the host provokes the assembled guests to chant “Anniversary! Anniversary! Anniversary”, or uses the appropriate chant.

There is a noise simulating the landing of a spaceship, then aliens enter the hall. They look around and look at the guests with curiosity, talking in an unknown language (whisting, clicking or making other incomprehensible sounds).

Presenter (surprised): Hey, who are you?!

1 alien: We are Tau-Kitians.

2 alien Received the signal: “Yubie-lay-yubi-lay-yubi-lay!”

1 alien: And they rushed to the rescue!

Alien 2: Who needs help?

Presenter (laughing): Yes, no one needs it. An anniversary is a holiday. Here we need to have fun, rejoice and congratulate our hero of the occasion!

1 alien (surprised): The culprit?

The presenter nods affirmatively.

The aliens look at each other.

Alien 2: Who is the culprit?

Presenter (points to the hero of the day): Our dear (name of the hero of the day).

The aliens simultaneously make a welcoming gesture to the hero of the day and exchange a couple of phrases in an “alien” language, agreeing on something.

The melody of the song “Grass near the House” , the aliens begin to sing (synchronously, alternating, or whatever you prefer).

Aliens: We are from another Galaxy, we are from another Galaxy. We rushed over to say a few words. From all non-humans, from all non-humans We would like to wish you great happiness.

And no matter how hard we tried, and no matter how hard we tried, But we still couldn’t help but fall in love! And even though they are alien, and even though they are alien, But still, accept admiration!

Chorus: You are so beautiful, like a Martian! Like the Sun, you warm everyone with your warmth! And even all the galaxies of the Universe cannot compare with your beauty.

Oh, how we don’t want to, oh, how we don’t want to. But we still have to fly away. We're saying goodbye after all, because it's a birthday after all! We must give a gift to the birthday girl.

Accept without embarrassment, without tears or regret, the Gift so as not to forget us. Having cast aside all doubts, casting aside all doubts, you were able to make a wish.

Chorus.

Having finished singing, the aliens present the hero of the day with a gift.

1 alien: Accept a gift from us, beautiful earthling!

Alien 2: We were happy to attend your holiday!

1 alien: Now it’s time for us to return home.

Alien 2: But you will forever remain in our hearts!

Both aliens simultaneously place their palms on their hearts, then make a farewell gesture and leave. The noise of the ship's engines/music plays again.

A couple of phrases from us:

The skit can be performed not only for an anniversary, but also for a birthday. In this case, instead of “Anniversary!” use “Congratulations” or come up with your own.

The presenter can give the prepared gift to the aliens at the end of the song, or place it nearby before the start of the scene. Try to pack the gift in some unusual, “alien” way.

If your "actors" are not ready to sing live, you can record the song, then process it to change the sound of the voices to "extraterrestrial". The aliens will sing along to a soundtrack, and at the same time they will be able to dance dashingly.

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